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Thursday, June 19, 2014
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Love is Mad!!!!
Friday, October 19, 2012
Corporate Fact
When Human Body was first made, All Parts Wanted to be the Boss.
Brain said- I'm Boss, coz I decide.
Feet said us and So did the Heart, Lungs, Hands & Eyes.....
Finally Asshole said I should be the Boss.
All parts started laughing.
So Asshole went on Strike,
Blocked itself and refused to open.
In a short time,
Hands Cranked, Eyes Blurred, Ears Emitted Hot Air, Brain Got Heavy, Heart and Lungs Panicked
So they all agreed that Asshole should be the BOSS !
Moral: It doesn't matter how talented you are, Any Asshole can be your Boss!! :P :D
Sunday, October 7, 2012
Monday, June 11, 2012
Monsoon – Time For Fun Outing And With Friends
Lonavala : On the tongue of every Mumbai citizen, Lonavala and Khandala are the top ranked picnic spot for rainy days. The hill station has beautiful view of waterfalls and other attractions quite near to Mumbai, ideal for overnight picnic.
Mahabaleshwar : Known for its beautiful spots, Mahabaleshwar is also a very nearby famous tourist spot for picnic. Monsoon here makes the jungle green and those huge mountain view attracts many romantic couples for honeymoon and other picnic groups in Monsoon.
Village Side Picnic Spots For Monsoon Season
Dapoli Near Khed : Nothing can beat natural beauty in Monsoon, and dapoli being a comfortable overnight picnic spot located near khed village has many scenic locations, waterfalls and those beautiful mountain views one cannot miss if planning ofr your picnic.
Bhandardara : Monsoon attractions like Randha waterfalls, Wilson dam and mount kalsubai for monsoon trekking is what catches picnic groups attraction here.
Raigad Ropeway : Looking for some adventure in monsoon ? then goto raigad, the historic place in Maharashtra where shivaji maharaj stayed. The ropeway with rainy climate can make your day for sure.
Monsoon Trekking Places Near Mumbai : For those who love adventuring mountains near Mumbai, This are some of the ideal forts and mountains in Monsoon for trekking, hiking and rock climbing activities that can be a lovely overnight picnic during monsoon.
Malshej Ghat : Another exciting waterfall spot, an ideal one day picnic spot at just 140 kilometers from Mumbai city. It is a famous monsoon weekend gateway with accommodation options and adventures like monsoon trekking etc..
Friday, June 8, 2012
Father's Day History
Source: Father's Day
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Short Romantic Love Stories
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough; she needed to leave.
As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."
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One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
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There was a girl named Becca and a boy named Joe. Becca was in a burning house. None of the firefighters could get in the house because the fire was too big. Joe dressed in one of the fire suits and got into the house. When he got up the stairs, the steps fell off behind him. When he got into her room he sealed the door up behind him. He held her tight, kissed her, huged her, then said that he loved her. She asked what was wrong, and he said that he was going to die. Her eyes widened as she began to cry. He picked her up and jumped out of the four story house. He landed on his back with her on top of him. He died to save her life.
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There was girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy, "If I told you that I liked you, would you take it as a joke?"
The boy said, "Yes I would."
She asked, "Why?"
The boy replied, "Because I know you don't like me, I know you love me!"
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Love Means... (a girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Colourful Soup Song - Kolavari Di
Have you experienced the colour of music? Music has special colours which it splashes on everyone who engages with it, irrespective of caste, region, religion and gender. It is a language that’s common to all and everyone. It spreads and gets communicated through the allure, the spirit and the feel. One just needs to shut one’s eyes, feel, tap one’s feet to the rhythm and the beats that follow…. Music is transcendental and can also pass territories that otherwise seem so distant and stringent. The latest example we have of transcendental music is the latest Tanglish Kolaveri di song! The song is almost a rage and spreading like viral these days. The brilliant rhythm and colloquial language and phraseology are superbly blended with the happy attitude and perky singing on Dhanush’s part.
Dhanush, the South Indian actor composed the song just in a manner of experiment and the song today is a huge hit amongst the youngsters! The song has a rascal red spirit and appeal to it. Just like Dulux’s rascal red colour shade, the song has a spicy, perky and fresh appeal to it. It’s rascal red in its take on life, it’s crazy fun magic on its listeners.
Rascal red is not just a colour, it is a shade of life which has a pinch of mischief blended with lots of goodness of heart tossed well with harmless fun, finally garnished with many smiles. Kolaveri Di… is a rascal red song with all the bubble, pop and mischief! Heard it, yet? We are sure you have. Enjoy humming to the tune of some rascal red in your life!
Source: http://i-innovate-my-world.blogspot.com/2011/12/dhanushs-rascal-red-song.html
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Enrique Love Songs
Enrique Iglesias - Sad Eyes (Eric Kupper Club Mix)
Enrique Iglesias WHY NOT ME
Sunday, September 4, 2011
A Short Stories
As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."
2) A man bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. He said, "I will love you until the last flower dies."
3) One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
4) There was a girl named Becca and a boy named Joe. Becca was in a burning house. None of the firefighters could get in the house because the fire was too big. Joe dressed in one of the fire suits and got into the house. When he got up the stairs, the steps fell off behind him. When he got into her room he sealed the door up behind him. He held her tight, kissed her, huged her, then said that he loved her. She asked what was wrong, and he said that he was going to die. Her eyes widened as she began to cry. He picked her up and jumped out of the four story house. He landed on his back with her on top of him. He died to save her life.
5) There was girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy, "If I told you that I liked you, would you take it as a joke?"
The boy said, "Yes I would."
She asked, "Why?"
The boy replied, "Because I know you don't like me, I know you love me!"
6) Love Means... (a girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
I am in Love
I was in the company bus on my way to work, as usual trying to catch up with my sleep. On this particular day, a girl got on the bus, came to my seat and sat down. "Good Morning," she said. I looked back at her through half closed eyes, replied "Good Night," and then proceeded to return to my half hour nap before the bus reached the office. Unfortunately, I was woken up by a punch in the arm.
"Wake up, bozo!" She was looking at me with a big smile on her face. "I'm not sitting next to you to listen to you snore."
Half-heartedly, I opened my eyes and turned to her. "What's up?" I asked.
Preeti Mehra was tall, good-looking and slightly tomboyish. She was also my best buddy. "Come on," she said. "Don't look so disappointed. You'd rather sleep than talk to me?"
"I talk to you everyday, Preeti."
"You also sleep everyday."
"It's not enough."
"So you've had enough of talking to me, eh?"
You can't argue with a statement like that, so I had to give up. I grinned and said, "OK, sweetheart. What's on your mind?"
"I wanted to tell you what happened yesterday. Can you guess?"
"Anurag called you last night."
"How did you know?" She was stunned.
"Oh, he asked me for your number yesterday."
"And you gave it to him?"
"What else could I do? And stop complaining. You've been drooling over him for weeks now. He must have thought he had a chance."
Preeti was the kind of girl who would openly ogle at every other guy she saw. And yet, she would not respond to any advances of a romantic nature. She'd happily join a group of boys to go to a cricket match, but if asked out to a movie, dinner, or even coffee, she'd never say yes. She defined 'Hard-To-Get'.
"You like putting me in these situations, don't you?" she said.
"No. That's not true. I love putting you in these situations!"
That invited another punch in the arm.
I had known Preeti for a year. We'd tell each other about our joys and our sorrows, our victories and our defeats. I'd tell her about all my crushes and she'd scold me for being silly. She'd drag me to classical music concerts and I'd add them to the list of things she 'owed me' for.
And though I never let it show, I must say that she punched pretty hard.
~*~
It was 12:00 am and my phone was ringing. "Hello," I said, as I picked it up.
"Happy Birthday!" It was she.
"You're supposed to throw me a surprise party, sweetheart. Not just call to say Happy Birthday."
"Well then open your door, dumbo!"
So I did and found her, cell-phone in hand, at my doorstep -- with what seemed like half the population of my company. My roommates were supposed to be working late that night. Now I knew why.
source:I am in love
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Hangover A Love Story
He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m. drunk and delirious. You broke some crockery, puked in the hall and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".
Confused, the man asks, "So why is everything in order and so clean? Why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me? I should expect to have a big quarrel with your mom!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, ‘Lady Leave Me Alone! I'm Married!’"
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the right thing while drunk - "Priceless"
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Love Songs Lyrics
Everybody needs inspiration,
Everybody needs a song
A beautiful melody
When the nights so long
Cause there is no guarantee
That this life is easy…
Yea when my world is falling apart
When there’s no light to break up the dark
That’s when I, I…
I look at you
When the waves
Are flooding the shore and I can’t
Find my way home anymore
That’s when I, I…
I look at you
When I look At You I see forgiveness
I see the truth
You love me for who I am
Like the stars Hold the moon
Right there where they belong
And I Know I’m Not Alone.
Yea when my world is falling apart
When there’s no light to break up the dark
That’s when I, I…
I look at you
When the waves
Are flooding the shore and I can’t
Find my way home anymore
That’s when I, I…
I look at you
You appear just like a dream to me
Just like Kaleidoscope colors that
Cover Me, All I need every
Breath that I breathe don’t you know
You’re beautiful…
Yea Yea Yea
When the waves
Are flooding the shore and I can’t
Find my way home anymore
That’s when I, I…
I look at you
I look at you
Yea Yea Oh OH OH
And you appear Just like a dream
To me.
Linkin Park – Blackout Lyrics:
I’m stuck in this bed you made
Alone with a sinking feeling
I saw through the words you said
To the secrets you’ve been keeping
It’s written upon your face
All the lies how they cut so deeply
You can’t get enough you take
And take and take and never say
No, you’ve gotta get it inside
You push it back down
You push it back down
No you’ll never get it inside
Push it back down Black out Blood in your eye
You say that it’s not your fault
And swear that I am mistaken
You said it’s not what it seems
No remorse for the trust you’re breaking
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You run but then back you fall
Suffocate in the mess you’re making
You can’t get enough you take
And take and take and take and take
Fuck it Are you listening?
No, you’ve gotta get it inside
You push it back down
You push it back down
No you’ll never get it inside
Push it back down
You push it back down
No you’ve gotta get it inside
You push it back down
You push it back down
No you’ll never get it inside
Push it back down
Black out Blood in your eye
Floating down, as colors fill the light
We look up from the ground
in fields of paperwhite
And floating up you pass us in the night
A future gazing out a past to overwrite
So come down far below
We’ve been waiting to collect the things you know
Come down far below We’ve been waiting to collect what you’ve let go
Come down
Oh
N-Dubz – Best Behaviour Lyrics:
[Dappy]
Drag my bags off the plane today
A little too much fun on tour
Lord please help me find my keys
or i’m banging down my own door
All the cheering, all the applause
Who could ask for more
Now I wouldn’t mind finding a real thing ready
when my bags finally hit the floor
See i need some kind of lady, that will feed me daily
every time i come home she’ll be waiting for me
cuz i been thinking lately, that life alone is crazy
I wanna hold somebody when i sleep.
[Pre-Chorus]
Haaaa
Who’s gonna be the one to save me
Will I ever settle down, all i do is run around
This is taking too long
[Chorus]
Love is all I need, I’ve waited all my life (2x)
You got me on my best behaviour, woh ooh wooh
Hurry up im in danger baby, woh ooh wooh
how long before you save me baby
[Tulisa]
I just finished the tour today,
and my bags dropped to my door,
walked up to an empty room
and now im crying on my own floor,
All the bright lights and all the surprises
tell me what they mean,
If im standing on a stage in front so many people
and i feel like its just me,
see i need some kind of man that can understand me
They’ll be no bosses who i will have to be
Sometimes i get lonely
I just need to hold me
then i might let them be the boss of me
[Hahaahaaa]
[Pre-Chorus]
Haaaa
Who’s gonna be the one to save me
Will I ever settle down, all i do is run around
This is taking too long
[Chorus]
Love is all I need, I’ve waited all my life (2x)
You got me on my best behaviour, woh ooh wooh
Hurry up im in danger baby, woh ooh wooh
how long before you save me baby
[Fazer]
Cuz I’m down here, caged in
burnt out, akin
seen it all before
done with all the heartbreaking
cuz Im fed up, lonely
no longer the old me
right now I could do with some company
I need someone to call me codey
you’re taking too long, hurry up
come to the rescue
fly away with me and hold me
I’ll cherish you like a trophy
if I don’t know how to be than show me
where are you down here is a no go
I can’t keep on riding solo
I don’t want to wait “all my life”
like sailes K-Ci and JoJo
[Pre-Chorus]
Haaaa
Who’s gonna be the one to save me
Will I ever settle down, all i do is run around
This is taking too long
[Chorus]
Love is all I need, I’ve waited all my life (2x)
You got me on my best behaviour, woh ooh wooh
Hurry up im in danger baby, woh ooh wooh
how long before you save me baby
L.O.V.E.
L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore
And love is all that I can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart but please don’t break it
Love was made for me and you
L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore
And love is all that I can give to you
Love, love, love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart but please don’t break it
‘Cause love was made for me and you
I said love was made for me and you
You know that love was made for me and you
A MOMENT LIKE THIS (Kelly Clarkson)
If I told you it was all meant to be,
Would you believe me
Would you agree
It's almost that feeling that we met before
So tell me that you don't think I'm crazy
When I tell you love has come here and now
A moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this
Some people search forever
For that one special kiss
Oh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.
Everything changes but beauty remains
Something so tender
I can't explain
Well I may be dreaming but till I awake
Can we make this dream last forever
And I'll cherish all the love we share
A moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this
Some people search forever
For that one special kiss
Oh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Could this be the greatest love of all
I wanna know that you will catch me when I fall
So let me tell you this
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For the moment like this
Some people search forever
For that one special kiss
Oh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Oh Oh like this
Oh Oh Oh Oh
Some people search forever, oh yeah yeah
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Oh like this
A Whole New World - Aladdin
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath - it gets better
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be
A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment red-letter
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me.
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Saturday, April 30, 2011
I Love You
I remember that day in bed when my ear was pressed against his chest; his heart beat was beating loudly in that perfect body of his and his vibrating voice echoed through. I could feel it too. I counted that he had 23 birthmarks on his stomach, tracing them with the tip of my fingers. We talked for a long time in that position, talked about life, music, love, our love, him, me, us, everything.
We noticed that the sun had gone down and decided to grab something to eat. We raided the fridge, eating with our fingers in our underwear on the kitchen floor. He started playing on his acoustic guitar, his eyes shut, making that silly face. But suddenly, he stopped.
He looked up, smiled at me and bent over to kiss me. I giggled. Then he let go of the guitar to sit closer to me so he could hug me. I asked him why he got so lovey dovey all of a sudden. He replied with another kiss and said because he loved me. I loved him too, very much, and I told him that.
We stared into each others' eyes for a long time and I could feel the tears building up behind mine.
‘’You’ve never seen me cry have you?’’ I asked.
‘’No, and I hope that I never will.’’ He replied back with a serious voice.
But he did.
The salty water just came pouring down my face while he, confused, tried to wipe them away with his thumbs and kisses.
‘’Why are you crying?’’ He asked, almost crying himself.
‘’Because I love you.’’ I hated how desperate I sounded.
‘’But why are you crying then?’’
I didn’t know how to tell him. Tell him that he was the only boy in the world that could make me feel so happy and sad at the same time, tell him how lost I feel when he’s not around, how jealous I get when I’m with him that I swear I could hurt somebody. Tell him that I’m so in love with him and the love we shared, so happy that he was the one I woke up to everyday, even though he snores fucking loud sometime. Tell him that when he talks my whole body shivers, how when he kisses me I forget to breath sometimes, how I feel like a little girl when he puts my hair behind my ears, even though I hate how I look with my hair like that. I didn’t know how to tell him that I didn’t understand why he loved me. So I simply replied:
‘’Because I love you.’’
Source:Because I love you
True Quotes
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make footprints on our hearts and we are never, ever the same.
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make footprints on our hearts and we are never, ever the same.
A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
When I see your smile, and I know it's not for me, that's when I'll miss you
Is the word "love" important?
I don't know but for me, you are more important.
Do you know why?
Because how can I say "I love you" if you're not here.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Short Stories And Love Messages
Girl: What's Your Dream House Like?
Boy: Well, Take Any House
Girl: Okay..Then?
Boy: And Then,,
Put Yourself In It ♥
2 chiryo ki love story
2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:
1 Din Chira Bola:
Mjhe Chor Kr Kbhi Tm Urh To Nhi Jaogi?
Chirya:
Urh Jaun Tu Pakar Lena
Chira:
Mai Tmhy Pakr Skta Hn Magr Phr Pa Nhi Skta
Chirya Ki Aankho Mai Aansu Agaye,Usny Apny Pankh Tor Dye
Or Boli:Ab Hm Hmesha Sath Rahngy
1 Din B0ht Zor Sy Tofan Aya,Chira Urhny Laga
Tbhi Chirya Boli:
Tm Urh Jao,Mai Nhi Urh Sakti.
Chira Apna Khyal Rkhna Kh Kr Urh Gaya
Jb Tofan Thama Or Chira Waps Aya Tu Usny Dekha K Chirya Mar Chuki Ti
Or Ek Daali Per Likha Tha
Kash Wo 1 Bar Tu Kehta K
Mai Tmhy Nhi Chor Skta To Shayd Mai Tofan Any Sy Pehly Nhi Marti.
A guy nd a gal wer sitting together..
(( both wer best friendz))
Guy takes out a rose..!
Gal...hmm.kiske liye laaya hai???.!..
.Guy.smiles... dis iz for mi princess.!.but i just can't give it to her.!..
Gal...try atleast.!.she'll b happie.!..
GuY..gets up...nd goes away.!.
Gal.. hey..ur rose...yu left it here.!..
Guy..I told yu "It'z for mi princess".!.. :) ♥ ♥
*Blush* *Blush* !!. :):)
There was a girl and a boy.
girl proposed the boy and boy agreed.....
girl always used to say that my heart is not mine its always with you....
& I am living without heart......
...
after few month girl said that i cant marry you
becoz my parents are not allow me but
we'll be frnds 4evr.
after few months girl got married another boy..
after 2 days of her wedding,girl looking her wedding gifts.
she came across a gft & start crying
the gft was d heart packed in a glass jar with full of blood...
the lid of the jar was attached with the paper
written on it..
''hey stupid ur heart is with me na than what will u give to ur husband?
"A Little but Sweet Love Story"
BOY:
Dekho mene naya cell lia!
GIRL:
Wah! chalo "Ramada" me Party dedo!
In Evening, dey Went to "Ramada Plaza"
(After Completing Dinner)
GIRL:
Oye! How did u Manage Money for dis Kind of Hotel?
BOY:
Cell Sale Kar dya!
Tm se barh k thori na tha IDIOT :-)
How cute!
A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..
She sent a SMS:"
If you find me, you can marry me..
If you can't
I'm hidden in d shed".!
Boy was following a Girl.
GIRL-why r u folowin me?
BOY -you r very pretty n I think I'm in Love wid u!
GIRL-but u havnt met my frend yet.. she is prettier than me n is rite behind u.
BOY luks-dere's no 1...
GIRL-if u realy loved me u wudnt hav lukd behind... ;->
MORAL- True Love is rare... :)
"A CUTE n STRANGE LOVE STORY"
There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
"Where did u get this?"
The man said,
"I kept that since I was a child,
But why r U asking?"
The girl replied,
"I lost this picture when I was 7...":)
Aik DOLI Aik JANAZA takra gaye,
dekhne wale b chakra gaye,
uper se awaz aayi ye kisi vedai hai
mehbob ki DOLI ko dekhne yaar ki MIYAT Aayi hai
Story:
1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi
Halke Halke Baaten Kar K Phulon Ko Bosay De K..
Shayad Kuch Soch Rahi Thi..
Yakayak 1 Kantay Ne Aa K Us K Honton Ko Zakham Bakhsha
Usne Phulon Ko Hata K Kante Ko Muthi Mai Le Kar
PYAR Se Thora Chuma
Shayad Wo Jan Gai Thi PYAR K Badle Yehi Milega.../
A love Story in Hindi
वो भी क्या दिन था, जब यों ही अपनी पत्नी की खरीदारी के बीच मै पत्नी को बेहद नापसन्द एक सब्जी की तरह इधर उधर देख रहा था! (वैसे भी कितने लोगों की हिम्मत होती है, बीवी की खरीदारी के बीच चूं चां करने की)!
मेरी किस्मत का जोर था तभी तो एक दुकान पर उनको देखते ही मेरा दिल जोर जोर से धडकनें लगा, पर बीवी की तेज टेढी नजर को देख कर दिल के अरमां जैसे प्रकट हुये थे वैसे ही गायब हो गये!
पर पुराना प्यार और पुराना मर्ज जल्दी पीछा नहीं छोडता, कई दिन की जद्दोजहद के बाद आखिर सबसे लड झगड कर हम उनको साथ लेकर घर आ ही गये! अपनी सौतन को देख कर बीवी आग बबूला हो गयी, पर वो मेरी दो वक्त की रोटी से ज्यादा कुछ छीन नहीं पायी!
हम उनको अपनी बाहों में लिये वक्त गुजारनें लगे, और घर वालों का गुस्सा उबाल खाता रहा! किसी नयी नवेली के लिये इतना प्यार ठीक था, लेकिन अब तक उनको घर आये हुये काफी वक्त हो चुका था, पर हमारा जुनून कम ही नहीं हो रहा था!
घर वालों ने आखिर उनके लिये हमारी टक्कर का एक आशिक ढूढ निकाला, जिनको धीरे धीरे चिढ कर हम 'चाटूजी' कहने लगे, शुरू शुरू में हमें बडा अच्छे लगे! एक दिन कई कसमें वादे देकर 'चाटूजी' ने उनको हमसे एक रात के लिये उधार मॉग लिया! बीवी की चुभती निगाहों से बचने के लिये हमने दिल पर पत्थर रख कर उनको 'चाटूजी' को सौंप दिया!
एक दिन तो क्या जब महीनों तक वो वापस नहीं आयीं, तब हमको सारी चाल समझ आ गयी, और एक दिन बीवी और घर वालों से हजार झगडे कर के हम उनको बडी बुरी हालत में वापस ले आये!
अरे अरे अरे, आप उनको अपनी 'दूसरी भाभीजान' ना समझें, वो मेरी सबसे प्यारी किताब है, जिसको मैनें कवर चढा कर फिर पहले जैसा सुन्दर बना लिया है, पर अब मैं उसको किसी को भी नहीं दूंगा!!!
आपको भी नहीं...
हूंह...
source:Story by Poonam Mishra
Friday, April 22, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
New MTV Show Crunch
The Task
Inhabitants will be given tasks that will need to be performed. Performance of tasks will be related to various rules and regulations specific to the particular task. These rules and regulations must be followed as suggested by the producers.
The Crunching Action
All items within the Space (furniture, utensils etc.) are moveable, and choice of items to be discarded from the Space during a "CRUNCH" situation must be made by the participants, keeping their comfort and possibility to advance in the show, in mind. During the "CRUNCH" time, inhabitants must make sure that they are within the safety zone marked at the center of the Space.
The Elimination
Every Space will be treated as 1 (one) unit when it comes to eviction. All 10 Spaces will be subject to the eviction process or "vote out." Vote outs will happen twice every week. The eviction is decided purely on the public vote and their decision is final. When a room is voted out, inhabitants must leave immediately. Results for the eviction will be displayed on a screen, present inside every room. When the "evicted" display flashes on the screen within a particular Space, inhabitants must leave through the 'production access' door in the room. On the day of eviction, all inhabitants must have their bags packed and ready. Notice for packing bags will be displayed on the screen within the Space.
Evictions
Evictions in Crunch happen through the online voting process. As the viewer, you decide as to Inhabitants of which Space get to remain on the show. Each viewer is allowed a maximum of 100 votes per day to save their Space(s) of choice from evictions. Every room will be subject to the voting process. Evictions happen twice every week. When Inhabitants of a Space are voted out, they promptly have to clear their Space.
source: Crunch
MTV Roadies Uncensored
Worst audition on MTV Roadies 8 - Full footage
raghu ki bolti band(roadies 6 chandigad auditions)
MTV Roadies 8 Ahmedabad auditions ep#5 UNCENSORED footage
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Real Love Story
15 YEARS AGO:
I used to hang out at a country bar called the "Club Palomino". I loved listening to good bands there, and dancing to their country rock music. I used to drag my friend out to see my favourite band playing called "Cheyenne", who were amazing and always packed the place. My friend and I used to get up and dance to their songs. I was interested in the rhythm guitar player in the band, to me, he was the best looking one, and I loved his voice along with his rhythm guitar sound. Yes, I had the "hots" for him and would goggle eye him playing his guitar/singing while I was on the dance floor, or just standing at the bar listening and staring. I’ve always had this thing for bands as I play guitar too, and always wanted to play in a band. They played there for a long time and were the best band at the "Club Palomino". I would go there as much as I could just to hear them play, and of course, always watching my favourite player. The sad part about it was I used to see him with a short blonde girl, not knowing if she was his girlfriend or wife.
After seeing them playing there for a long time, the "Club Palomino" closed down. Yes, the club had been sold. Wouldn’t you know it a huge townhouse sub-division was
put up and the club was gone. So were all the bands and my favourite band, "Cheyenne".
When I first found out about the club closing down, I wanted to approach "Cheyenne"; particularly the rhythm guitar player and ask where they would be playing in the
future. But I didn’t have enough courage to do that. I guess things happen for a reason.
15 YEARS LATER:
As time went on I met someone and got married. That was a mistake. Eventually we got a divorce. I starting going out to bars, again, got tired of it and not meeting anyone decent enough. I wasn’t crazy about the bands playing at other bars either. Later, a friend told me to join a particular dating site on the Internet, which I thought I would never do. But, I thought I would check it out for fun as I heard so much about it through people even meeting their soul mates from that site.
Surprisingly enough, I had a few dates, meeting in public places, but just didn’t find the right one and thought I never would from a dating site. I sort of gave up on it until one night. After getting home from a bar, which I hated, I went on my computer. For some reason I logged in that site again which I was really glad I did. I got an interesting email from a guy and liked his picture. I was also touched by his email and that he was also interested in my picture and profile. From then on we started emailing each other quite a lot from that site. We seemed to have so much in common through our emails. We continued writing and eventually got on MSN, and chatted for quite some time. He was Bulgarian and I was Hungarian, how common was that! We discovered from our MSN chats that we had so much in common. It was really amazing. Our families even lived in the same town of all places. We chatted every night as often as we could.
And then, a miracle happened! We started chatting on our computers about music. Wow…we also liked all the same music and we both wrote songs. I told him I liked country music and used to frequent a particular bar about 15 years ago, which had closed down. Of course he asked me the name of the bar back then. I told him the "Club Palomino". He was really surprised and told me he used to play there. I wasn’t sure whether to believe him or not! He said he would send me a picture of his band that played there. I thought, "yeah right" to myself as I waited patiently in front of my computer for the picture. Low and behold, a huge picture came up on my screen, "CHEYENNE" "CLUB PALOMINO". I freaked! I couldn’t believe it! It was him in the picture with "Cheyenne". The guy I was interested in who was the rhythm guitar player in my favourite band. I was so shocked that I went crazy seeing this picture! It was just unbelievable! Like a miracle happened suddenly! Like a fairy tale! We carried on chatting every moment we had for some time, and eventually he gave me his
phone number. We started talking on the phone every night. It was just amazing all the things we had in common about everything! Yes, it was too good to be true!
After about 3 weeks of talking on the phone every night, chatting on the computer & exchanging pictures, we decided to meet. I was brave enough for him to pick me up at my mother’s place as I developed this trust in him, by his voice and his honesty. I met him downstairs in front of my mother’s apartment building. He got out of his car, and the first thing we did was look at each other and start laughing, and laughing like crazy, and couldn’t stop laughing! He took me to the local Canadian Legion where we talked, had a drink together (still laughing) and we got more acquainted. Eventually we went into another room and sat down at a table. After a while, he asked me if I didn’t mind if he got up on stage to do a solo. Hey, a man singing with his guitar was like being in heaven. He got up on stage and started playing his guitar and singing in front of an audience. That did it for me. I was hooked! And the guy I admired 15 years ago was performing in front of my eyes, and, was my date! I was in heaven!
We dated for about 2 years and it was absolutely wonderful. Eventually we bought a condo and have been living together for 2 ½ years now. Then, the final surprise! After moving into our condo, we looked out the window and to our astonishment what did we see? The office building of the dating site we joined of all things! What a coincidence that was! In March of 2008, it will be 5 years being together, playing music, and still laughing! We are just two peas in a pod!
He met my friend who I was with at the Club Palomino 15 years ago, and he also remembered seeing us dancing while his band "Cheyenne" played. He also remembered me standing at the bar at times. I used to watch him go to the bar for his coffee and I know our eyes met each other’s at that time. It sure is strange crossing one another’s paths some 15 years ago - and now, being together in a different time in the future, and remembering!
And by the way, that short blonde girl he was with at the Club Palomino, was the girl he eventually married which lasted 8 years. He went through a brutal divorce. He did tell me that when I first saw him at the Club Palomino 15 years ago, that I
should have approached him and told him "she was bad news". It’s funny how life is – it just wasn’t meant to be back then. Fate brought us together. We met our "soul mates"!
Source: Dating
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
A True Story on Honor Killing

Jassi Sidhu was a beautiful and wealthy woman who fell in love with the wrong man.
During a visit to the village where her parents were born she met and fell in love with the man of her dreams, Mittoo Singh Sidhu. But, Mittoo had no money and no land. His only income came from driving an auto rickshaw.
Jassi knew that her wealthy Canadian family would never approve of Mittoo, so the couple married in secret. When Jassi's uncle found out he was enraged. In his eyes Jassi had disgraced and dishonoured her family.
Jassi's uncle was bitterly opposed to her marriage to Mittoo, a poor rickshaw driver.
So, an unlikely romance between a wealthy girl from Canada and a poor villager from the Punjab turned into a modern day Romeo and Juliet story complete with betrayal, treachery, torture, kidnapping and murder. In 2001, the fifth estate went to India to investigate Jassi's murder and produced an award-winning documentary called The Murdered Bride.
While Indian police and Indian justice, two systems notorious for their corruption and slowness, have dealt with Jassi's murder and convicted 7 men for her murder, the fifth estate reveals that the Canadian investigation into her family's involvement is dragging on.

fifth estate reporter Bob McKeown found Jassi's husband, Mittoo, behind bars.
But, what of Mittoo, who survived the attack by Jassi's killers? Five years after her death, Mittoo is in jail, facing a charge of rape – a charge his friends and supporters say is completely false. The fifth estate reveals that the woman who has accused Mittoo in court documents is closely connected to one of Jassi's convicted killers.
by: Honor Killing
Friday, January 21, 2011
Do chidiyo ki lov story

1 din chida bola-
mje chor kr kbi tm ud to nhi jaogi.
......
chidiya : ud jaun to tum pakar lena.
Chida : me tume pakar sakta hu par fir pa nhi sakta.
chidiya ki ankho me ansu aa gaye usne apne pankh tod liye or boli ab ham hamesa sath rahenge.
Ek din jor se tufan aya chida udne laga.
Tabhi chidiya boli tum ud jao me nhi ud sakti.
Chida- apna khayal rkhana keh kar ud gaya. Jab tufan thama aur chida vapas aaya to usne dekha ki chidiya mar chuki thi...
Aur ek dali par likha tha~
kash wo ek bar to kahta ki me tume nhi chor sakta, To sayad me tufan ane se pahle nhi marti
































