Sunday, September 4, 2011

A Short Stories



1) A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough; she needed to leave.
As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

2) A man bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. He said, "I will love you until the last flower dies."

3) One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.

At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

4) There was a girl named Becca and a boy named Joe. Becca was in a burning house. None of the firefighters could get in the house because the fire was too big. Joe dressed in one of the fire suits and got into the house. When he got up the stairs, the steps fell off behind him. When he got into her room he sealed the door up behind him. He held her tight, kissed her, huged her, then said that he loved her. She asked what was wrong, and he said that he was going to die. Her eyes widened as she began to cry. He picked her up and jumped out of the four story house. He landed on his back with her on top of him. He died to save her life.


5) There was girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy, "If I told you that I liked you, would you take it as a joke?"
The boy said, "Yes I would."
She asked, "Why?"
The boy replied, "Because I know you don't like me, I know you love me!"

6) Love Means... (a girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.


7) There was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the world. She didn't have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her deeply, like no one else. She always used to say that she'd marry him if she could see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of eyes.
And that's when she finally saw her boyfriend. She was astonished to see that her boyfriend was blind. He told her, "You can see me now, can we get married?" She replied, "And do what? We'd never be happy. I have my eye sight now, but you're still blind. It won't work out, I'm sorry."
With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said, "I understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself, and my eyes."

8)  There was a girl named Victoria and a boy named Andrew. Every day she would look at him at lunch and day dream until lunch was over. Every day she would hope that he liked her and Victoria was very brave.
So one day she walked up to him and said "do you like me" he said not even close. She said "do you think I'm pretty" he said not in a million years. Victoria was sooo upset she ran away but Andrew was too quick. He grabbed her arm and said you are so pretty you can never get prettier but I think you can find a way and I love you so much that I would do anything for you.

I am in Love

It was a lovely December morning in the hottest city in the world. All right, so that was a little unfair. Chennai is not the hottest city in the world. But it certainly is the city with the most uncomfortable weather among the cities that I have lived in. And I've been around. But I digress.

I was in the company bus on my way to work, as usual trying to catch up with my sleep. On this particular day, a girl got on the bus, came to my seat and sat down. "Good Morning," she said. I looked back at her through half closed eyes, replied "Good Night," and then proceeded to return to my half hour nap before the bus reached the office. Unfortunately, I was woken up by a punch in the arm.


"Wake up, bozo!" She was looking at me with a big smile on her face. "I'm not sitting next to you to listen to you snore."


Half-heartedly, I opened my eyes and turned to her. "What's up?" I asked.

Preeti Mehra was tall, good-looking and slightly tomboyish. She was also my best buddy. "Come on," she said. "Don't look so disappointed. You'd rather sleep than talk to me?"


"I talk to you everyday, Preeti."

"You also sleep everyday."

"It's not enough."

"So you've had enough of talking to me, eh?"

You can't argue with a statement like that, so I had to give up. I grinned and said, "OK, sweetheart. What's on your mind?"


"I wanted to tell you what happened yesterday. Can you guess?"

"Anurag called you last night."

"How did you know?" She was stunned.

"Oh, he asked me for your number yesterday."

"And you gave it to him?"

"What else could I do? And stop complaining. You've been drooling over him for weeks now. He must have thought he had a chance."


Preeti was the kind of girl who would openly ogle at every other guy she saw. And yet, she would not respond to any advances of a romantic nature. She'd happily join a group of boys to go to a cricket match, but if asked out to a movie, dinner, or even coffee, she'd never say yes. She defined 'Hard-To-Get'.


"You like putting me in these situations, don't you?" she said.

"No. That's not true. I love putting you in these situations!"

That invited another punch in the arm.

I had known Preeti for a year. We'd tell each other about our joys and our sorrows, our victories and our defeats. I'd tell her about all my crushes and she'd scold me for being silly. She'd drag me to classical music concerts and I'd add them to the list of things she 'owed me' for.


And though I never let it show, I must say that she punched pretty hard.


~*~
It was 12:00 am and my phone was ringing. "Hello," I said, as I picked it up.

"Happy Birthday!" It was she.

"You're supposed to throw me a surprise party, sweetheart. Not just call to say Happy Birthday."

"Well then open your door, dumbo!"

So I did and found her, cell-phone in hand, at my doorstep -- with what seemed like half the population of my company. My roommates were supposed to be working late that night. Now I knew why.



source:I am in love

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Abusive Dialog Murder-2

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Hangover A Love Story

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. The rest of the house is in equally good shape.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table. I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"
He is totally shocked by the loving note. He goes to the kitchen and there is a hot breakfast and morning newspaper ready for him.
His son is eating at the table. 
He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m. drunk and delirious. You broke some crockery, puked in the hall and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". 
Confused, the man asks, "So why is everything in order and so clean? Why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me? I should expect to have a big quarrel with your mom!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, ‘Lady Leave Me Alone! I'm Married!’"

- Moral of the story -
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the right thing while drunk - "Priceless"


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Love Songs Lyrics

Miley Cyrus – When I Look At You Lyrics:
Everybody needs inspiration,
Everybody needs a song
A beautiful melody
When the nights so long
Cause there is no guarantee
That this life is easy…
Yea when my world is falling apart
When there’s no light to break up the dark
That’s when I, I…
I look at you
When the waves
Are flooding the shore and I can’t
Find my way home anymore
That’s when I, I…
I look at you
When I look At You I see forgiveness
I see the truth
You love me for who I am
Like the stars Hold the moon
Right there where they belong
And I Know I’m Not Alone.
Yea when my world is falling apart
When there’s no light to break up the dark
That’s when I, I…
I look at you
When the waves
Are flooding the shore and I can’t
Find my way home anymore
That’s when I, I…
I look at you
You appear just like a dream to me
Just like Kaleidoscope colors that
Cover Me, All I need every
Breath that I breathe don’t you know
You’re beautiful…
Yea Yea Yea
When the waves
Are flooding the shore and I can’t
Find my way home anymore
That’s when I, I…
I look at you
I look at you
Yea Yea Oh OH OH
And you appear Just like a dream
To me.


Linkin Park – Blackout Lyrics:
I’m stuck in this bed you made
Alone with a sinking feeling
I saw through the words you said
To the secrets you’ve been keeping
It’s written upon your face
All the lies how they cut so deeply
You can’t get enough you take
And take and take and never say
No, you’ve gotta get it inside
You push it back down
You push it back down
No you’ll never get it inside
Push it back down Black out Blood in your eye
You say that it’s not your fault
And swear that I am mistaken
You said it’s not what it seems
No remorse for the trust you’re breaking
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You run but then back you fall
Suffocate in the mess you’re making
You can’t get enough you take
And take and take and take and take
Fuck it Are you listening?
No, you’ve gotta get it inside
You push it back down
You push it back down
No you’ll never get it inside
Push it back down
You push it back down
No you’ve gotta get it inside
You push it back down
You push it back down
No you’ll never get it inside
Push it back down
Black out Blood in your eye
Floating down, as colors fill the light
We look up from the ground
in fields of paperwhite
And floating up you pass us in the night
A future gazing out a past to overwrite
So come down far below
We’ve been waiting to collect the things you know
Come down far below We’ve been waiting to collect what you’ve let go
Come down
Oh

N-Dubz – Best Behaviour Lyrics:
[Dappy]
Drag my bags off the plane today
A little too much fun on tour
Lord please help me find my keys
or i’m banging down my own door
All the cheering, all the applause
Who could ask for more
Now I wouldn’t mind finding a real thing ready
when my bags finally hit the floor
See i need some kind of lady, that will feed me daily
every time i come home she’ll be waiting for me
cuz i been thinking lately, that life alone is crazy
I wanna hold somebody when i sleep.
[Pre-Chorus]
Haaaa
Who’s gonna be the one to save me
Will I ever settle down, all i do is run around
This is taking too long
[Chorus]
Love is all I need, I’ve waited all my life (2x)
You got me on my best behaviour, woh ooh wooh
Hurry up im in danger baby, woh ooh wooh
how long before you save me baby
[Tulisa]
I just finished the tour today,
and my bags dropped to my door,
walked up to an empty room
and now im crying on my own floor,
All the bright lights and all the surprises
tell me what they mean,
If im standing on a stage in front so many people
and i feel like its just me,
see i need some kind of man that can understand me
They’ll be no bosses who i will have to be
Sometimes i get lonely
I just need to hold me
then i might let them be the boss of me
[Hahaahaaa]
[Pre-Chorus]
Haaaa
Who’s gonna be the one to save me
Will I ever settle down, all i do is run around
This is taking too long
[Chorus]
Love is all I need, I’ve waited all my life (2x)
You got me on my best behaviour, woh ooh wooh
Hurry up im in danger baby, woh ooh wooh
how long before you save me baby
[Fazer]
Cuz I’m down here, caged in
burnt out, akin
seen it all before
done with all the heartbreaking
cuz Im fed up, lonely
no longer the old me
right now I could do with some company
I need someone to call me codey
you’re taking too long, hurry up
come to the rescue
fly away with me and hold me
I’ll cherish you like a trophy
if I don’t know how to be than show me
where are you down here is a no go
I can’t keep on riding solo
I don’t want to wait “all my life”
like sailes K-Ci and JoJo
[Pre-Chorus]
Haaaa
Who’s gonna be the one to save me
Will I ever settle down, all i do is run around
This is taking too long
[Chorus]
Love is all I need, I’ve waited all my life (2x)
You got me on my best behaviour, woh ooh wooh
Hurry up im in danger baby, woh ooh wooh
how long before you save me baby


L.O.V.E.
L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore
And love is all that I can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart but please don’t break it
Love was made for me and you
L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore
And love is all that I can give to you
Love, love, love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart but please don’t break it
‘Cause love was made for me and you
I said love was made for me and you
You know that love was made for me and you

A MOMENT LIKE THIS (Kelly Clarkson)

If I told you it was all meant to be,
Would you believe me
Would you agree
It's almost that feeling that we met before
So tell me that you don't think I'm crazy
When I tell you love has come here and now

A moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this
Some people search forever
For that one special kiss
Oh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.

Everything changes but beauty remains
Something so tender
I can't explain
Well I may be dreaming but till I awake
Can we make this dream last forever
And I'll cherish all the love we share

A moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this
Some people search forever
For that one special kiss
Oh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this

Could this be the greatest love of all
I wanna know that you will catch me when I fall
So let me tell you this
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this

Some people wait a lifetime
For the moment like this
Some people search forever
For that one special kiss
Oh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this

Oh Oh like this

Oh Oh Oh Oh
Some people search forever, oh yeah yeah
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this

Oh like this


A Whole New World - Aladdin

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath - it gets better
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment red-letter
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me.