Corporate Fact

 When Human Body was first made, All Parts Wanted to be the Boss. Brain said- I'm Boss, coz I decide. Feet said us and So did the Heart, Lungs, Hands & Eyes..... Finally Asshole said I should be the Boss. All parts started laughing. So Asshole went on Strike, Blocked itself and refused to open. In a short time, Hands Cranked, Eyes Blurred, Ears Emitted Hot Air, Brain Got Heavy, Heart and Lungs Panicked So they all agreed that Asshole should be the BOSS ! Moral: It doesn't matter how talented you are, Any Asshole can be your Boss!! :P :D